August 2011
I am now coming to you from Uverse. I am a happy camper.
Tomorrow I will have been dating my Sweetheart for 11 months.
Best. Months. Ever.
I veesh to initiate zee whinings.
I miss my girlfriend.
Person: So what’s August Burns Red Month?
Me: It’s an entire month dedicated to the acknowledgement that August Burns Red is the greatest band ever, and you listen to only their music for the entire month.
Person: Oh. So why is it this month?
Me:
People are stupid.
